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stellata:

unicornqueen:

uhmwillowsomething:

pierson:

lifetolyrics:

tinyanimals:

1111wishes:

shessostupid:

non-je-ne-regrette-rien:

imnotthatgay:

whiskeyontherocks:

uhmwillowsomething:

Natalie’s Rap - The Lonely Island feat. Natalie Portman & Chris Parnell

 Ridiculous!

 dont forget I showed you this

follow my other blog

dudelsakist:

abattoir-:

follow my meme blog. i write them

http://sucksessfullnegroh.tumblr

1) The link is messed up.

it’s http://www.sucksessfullnegroh.tumblr.com

2) Put them on a one-per-day queue so you don’t spam people.

 thank you kind sir

follow this link to get to my other blog for suckksessfulnegroh meme

 http://www.sucksessfullnegroh.tumblr.com

follow my other blog

follow my meme blog. i write them

http://sucksessfullnegroh.tumblr

wtf paper

my proofreading partner circled a sentence in my research paper saying it was unessesary. WELL IT WAS MY FUCKING THESIS STATEMENT!!! BBB AGHHH

So I made the mistake of forcing David to tell me how much he paid for my ring…

stellata:

….and then I bitched him out for wasting money on me.

 look whos fault this one is…told you so

Does anyone know any infants?

rainonpavements:

I need to babysit over the summer. I can’t get a real job because I’d have to take too much time off.

I have experience. I can give you numbers of people whose babies I have sat.

Seriously. Hit me up. Thanks

talk 2 me baby. please…
 purpleducky:

tonydinozzo:

caffpow:

captaincadiwack:

uhavealwayshadmyback:

Michael Weatherly





this = me
 thefrogman:

I like turtles. 
(pigeoneyeddevilwoman / sofapizza)

turtle you are an angry drunk

thefrogman:

I like turtles. 

(pigeoneyeddevilwoman / sofapizza)

turtle you are an angry drunk